at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

posted on: 09/30 / 292.480 note via theappleppielifestyle from buckyfrost


skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single
posted on: 09/30 / 193.683 note via avengersonna


will you two make out already 

posted on: 09/29 / 435 note via theappleppielifestyle from thanoscopter
  • friends: be more girly
  • me: suck my dick
posted on: 09/29 / 7.991 note via theresariotinme from madiscnbeer